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Thursday 22 October 2009

YOU'RE TOO FAT TO BE A TEACHER, WOMAN TOLD

KUCHING: When Joanna Gilbert Asson was accepted for a postgraduate course at the Teachers Training College Rajang, she was beside herself with joy. But that joy was scuppered thanks to an insensitive senior official at the college.

Joanna, 29, claimed she was discriminated against when the man told her that she was too fat to become a teacher. She wants the Education Ministry to do something about it. Joanna claimed the man told her: "You're fat. You can't possibly be a teacher. You look unhealthy, come back next year after you've slimmed down." A business administration graduate from Universiti Tenaga Nasional, Joanna sat for an examination and was interviewed by a panel from the college on May 19.


After being told that she was successful, she reported to the college on June 22, accompanied by her parents.She paid the RM300 registration fee, collected additional forms, including those for a medical test and waited for her turn. It was then that the senior official called her into his office and told her she was fat."How can he judge me by my appearance alone? I have not undergone a government medical test but he was confident that I am sick." Joanna said she went for a medical test at a private hospital before registering, but the college rejected the result because it was not from a government clinic. In frustration, Joanna wrote to the ministry to withdraw from the course and for a refund of the registration fee. "During the interview, nothing was said about my weight. They can see from the form that I am 110kg." State Education director Dr Julaihi Bujang said the college official should not have acted that way but declined to comment further.The Education Ministry's Teacher Education Division in Putrajaya could not be contacted for comment.

Monday 19 October 2009

KING ARTHUR - WHAT DO WOMEN REALLY WANT

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question?....What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answerMany people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer.But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.

He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.

He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus: What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of her own life.

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.

And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.

Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?

What would YOU do?

What Lancelot chose is below. BUT....make YOUR choice before you scroll down below. OKAY?

Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now....what is the moral to this story?

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The moral is.....
If you don't let a woman have her own way....
Things are going to get ugly :victory:

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Friday 9 October 2009




OBAMA WINS
2009 NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

OSLO 9 Okt. - Presiden Amerika Syarikat (AS), Barack Obama memenangi Hadiah Nobel Keamanan hari ini atas usahanya "memberikan harapan untuk masa depan lebih baik" dan usaha melucutkan senjata nuklear. Keputusan pemberian salah satu anugerah terunggul dunia kepada Obama selepas kurang enam bulan dilantik sebagai presiden AS merupakan kejutan besar dan telah dikritik hebat oleh antarabangsa.

Thursday 8 October 2009

UNIVERSITI MALAYA BACK AMONG
WORLD'S TOP 200 UNIVERSITIES
Universiti Malaya rejoined the tight circle of top universities in the world today after four years in the wilderness.The country's oldest institute of higher learning is the 180th best university in the world, according to the 2009 Times Higher Education-QS World University Rankings list published by the UK's Times Higher Education magazine and released today.Harvard University in the US still holds the top spot for the sixth year running.But the United States's grip on the 2009 World University Rankings has loosened greatly with five dropping out of the top 200 altogether as Asian institutions steadily climb up the academic ladder.Last year, UM came in at 230th best in the world.It was the only Malaysian university to make the top 200 table this year. Universiti Sains Malaysia (USM), which was given apex university status by the federal government, failed to make the cut.Phil Baty, deputy editor of Times Higher Education and editor of the annual best universities index, credited UM's return to “a solid performance in our international academic peer review exercise, and to a relatively high level of international faculty.”“The UK has been watching closely as Malaysia sets itself up as an international hub for higher education — and increasing international collaborations, with the associated student and staff mobility, are likely to see Malaysia further improve its international profile,” he added in a press statement.UM vice-chancellor Professor Datuk Dr Ghauth Jasmon was overjoyed over its new ranking when The Malaysian Insider broke the news to him. He had been working on reaching the top 200 list in two years.In an immediate response, Ghauth said: “This will be a major boost to bring up the morale and motivation of staff and students.”Ghauth, who was appointed vice-chancellor last Nov 10, said UM had taken big steps to define the “proper targets” for all academics after its dismal performance last year.“People now know what they have to do every year in order to meet their KPI and they know what they need to have before they could apply for promotion,” he said.He pointed out that UM went on a “massive recruitment drive” and hired 300 international educators.UM also increased its foreign student intake which now numbers over 1,000 with 99 per cent in post-graduate studies.“In order to do that we actually set up offshore offices. Now we have two offshore offices in China, one in Tehran, two more coming up in Jakarta and Sudan,” Ghauth said, ticking off on his fingers.“If things go well, we'll set up one in Yemen because our idea is really to bring up the number of international students for research and post-graduate research,” he added.UM has also been aggressively pushing for more inter-university student exchange programmes.The figures of Malaysian students involved in the exchange has more than doubled, from 600 to just over 1,300.The number of foreign students in UM has also gone up.“We have a total of 1,297 students from universities in Korea, UK, and some universities in the US,” Ghauth said.The university also revamped its hiring formula to improve the quality of their research, he said.“We only accept staff who publish in the ISI index journal,” he said, referring to the Institute for Scientific Information founded by Eugene Garfield in 1960 which maintains an extensive database covering thousands of academic journals to help researchers identify the most popular articles cited by other researchers.“And you know that only 10 per cent of submissions are accepted by the ISI index journal so each time you publish there, you are very sure of the quality.“This is how we make sure that the research that our staff is doing has met international standards,” Ghauth explained.And Ghauth is now even more gung-ho in pushing UM into the top 100 table within the next five years.He is convinced UM can do it.“For the future, I am doubling up research,” he said.“I want more publications of international textbooks and ISI index journal publication, especially those faculties that before this were not really doing it,” he added, noting that the social sciences were lagging behind the other faculties.But not everyone is satisfied with UM's new ranking.DAP leader Lim Kit Siang told The Malaysian Insider that UM's position “while commendable, is nothing really to shout about.”The veteran politician, who has been keeping a close eye on the annual university ranking index, said it must take into context UM's previous performance in 2004, when it scored the 89th position among the world's 100 best universities.It tumbled a long way down and limped in at 169th position the following year, despite then Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak's challenge for it to race into the top 50 list.“We have a long way to go,” he stressed, pointing out that Singapore was still ahead of Malaysia.The universities in both countries actually share common roots as the University of Malaya which goes all the way back to 1949. A Bill was passed in 1961 which saw the two campuses in Kuala Lumpur and Singapore become fully-fledged national universities in their own right.Malaysia's UM, as it is known today, was founded on Jan 1, 1962.

Monday 5 October 2009

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TIGER WOOD FIRST ATLET
INCOME US$1 BILLION




NEW YORK: Majalah Forbes melaporkan pemain golf nombor satu dunia, Tiger Woods menjadi atlet pertama dunia meraih pendapatan AS$1 bilion (RM3.4 bilion) sepanjang kariernya setakat ini. Majalah itu menganggarkan jumlah pendapatan itu berdasarkan kemenangan terbaru Tiger yang membolot hadiah wang AS$10 juta (RM34 juta) ditawarkan Piala FedEx, Ahad lalu. Forbes dalam laporan laman webnya berkata, Tiger yang memulakan kempen 2009 sudahpun meraih pendapatan AS$895 juta (RM3.043 bilion) sejak menceburi diri dalam Jelajah PGA pada 1996. Pendapatan berkenaan adalah daripada wang hadiah kemenangan, yuran penampilan, yuran penyertaan, bonus dan hasil perniagaan berkaitan sukan golf, semunya mencecah lebih AS$1 bilion. Forbes juga menyebut, bekas pemain bola keranjang NBA, Michael Jordan dan bekas pelumba Formula Satu (F1), Michael Schumacher, masing-masing meraih pendapatan AS$800 juta (RM2.72 bilion) dan AS$700 juta (RM2.38 bilion), adalah saingan terdekat menghampiri Woods. - AP