WE ARE INNOCENT: July 2009

Tuesday, 14 July 2009

ACTION CAUGHT ON TAPE ...

Minah rempit – Minah sekolah menengah di atas sempat

lagi merempit dalam perjalanan menuju ke sekolah.

Mak Nyah rempit – fewitt moto kaler pink giteww….

Kereta sorong-Kereta sorong keluaran terbaru

Kempen membuang sampah – Sila lah buang sampah

ke tong sampah yg disediakan

Geng Bas Sekolah versi India

Friday, 10 July 2009

3 ladies were on a flight. Suddenly the pilot informed them that therewas a technical problem and the plane was going to crash into the sea.AChinese lady quickly took her cosmetics set out and started to dollherself up. A Malay lady beside her questioned her on her actions.The Chinese lady replied that if she looked beautiful, the guyscoming to rescue survivors would usually save the pretty ladies first.On hearing this, the Malay lady started to put on all her jewelleries.An Indian woman sitting beside the Malay lady was curious and questioned her.The Malay lady said that the rescuers would save her because she would easily be identified by the glitter of her jewels.Then the Indian woman started taking her clothes off. Both the Chinese and Malay ladies were shocked and questioned her. The Indian woman then replied that rescue teams do not usually look for survivors. They usually look for the "Black Box" first!

Thursday, 9 July 2009

THIS IS A GOOD LAUGH

**Husband working abroad wrote to his wife..

Dear Sweetheart,
I can't send my salary this month,
as I have overspent.
I'm sending 100 kisses instead.
You are my sweetheart.
Signed, Your Husband,

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*His wife replied...*

Sweetheart Dearest,
Thanks for the 100 kisses,
below is the list of expenses...

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items .. (hope u understand??)
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.

Please don't worry about me,
I have a remaining balanceof 35 kisses and
I hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for next month?

Please Advise !
Signed, Your Wife