GOOD FOR YOU AND FOR ME

Way to Paradise!
Just relax, cool down, and be calm.
Don’t be excited. Don’t be afraid. Don’t be angry.
Good things will definitely happen. Don’t worry.
He will help, believe in him, do have faith and hope.
Take a slow deep breath, feel it consumed within.
Don’t think anything, just believe that he will see to it that they happen.
Good things will definitely happen. No matter what, they will happen.
Meditate in silence, he will show you the ways.
Everything will be fine, they are going to be fine.
Have Patience and put your good efforts.
Dream of beautiful things, Dream of good ones. They will come true.
Close your eyes. Stretch your arms, feel the air.
Release your muscles, and twist them around.
Automatically you will feel that you are at peace.
Enjoy your journey to paradise, It will take you by itself.
It will take you there, where you belong.
Just do it and just keep walking. It’s nature, it’s no secrets.
That is how things do happen. That is why babies smile in charm.
That’s why there is grace and glaze.
That is why there is LOVE..

GOOD FOR YOU AND FOR ME

Co-worker a hacker?

10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.

09. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes three years running.

08. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.

07. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.

06. Somehow he/she gets HBO on his PC at work.

05. Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net"

04. Massive RRSP contribution made in half-cent increments.

03. Video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons

02. When his computer starts up, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr. President."

01. You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa card now, jerk."

POLITE WAY TO PEE

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students

Teacher: “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?”

Michael: “Just a minute I have to go pee.”

Teacher: “That would be rude and impolite.”

Teacher: “What about you Peter, how you would say it?”

Peter: “I truly am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.”

Teacher: “That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.”

Teacher: “And you, Little Johnny, can you use your brains for once and show us your good manners?”

Little Johnny: “Darling, may I please be excused for a brief moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I am hoping you will get to meet after dinner.”

FIFA WORLD CUP 2010 JOKE

A supporter arrived at the ground one Saturday to find the place completely empty. He went to the office and asked an official,

‘What time does the match start?’

‘There’s no match today,’ replied the official.

‘But there must be!’ argued the fan. ‘It’s Saturday.’

‘I’m telling you there’s no match today,’ repeated the official.

‘But there’s always a match on Saturday afternoon,’ said the fan, ‘even if it’s only a reserves game.’

‘Watch my lips,’ shouted the irate official. ‘There is no M-A-T-F-C-H today!’

‘Well, for your information,’ the would-be spectator shouted back, ‘there’s no F in match.’,

‘That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you!’ yelled the official.

AMAZING PICTURE

10 Bizarre Taxis All Over the World

THE MAGIC OF PHOTOSHOP

Married Too Long

Three women:

one engaged,

one married and

one a mistress,

are chatting overLunch and conversation turns to their relationships.
They decided thatNight to surprise their men..
All three would wear a black leather bra andThong,
stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
A few days later they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman:

The other night when my boyfriend came over
he found meWith a black leather bodice,
tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said,
'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.'
Then we made love all nightLong.

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office
and IWas wearing the leather outfit, heels,
mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word,
but we had wild sex for hours.

The married woman:

I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for theNight.
When my husband came home I was wearing the
leather bra, blackStockings, stilettos and
a mask over my eyes.

He walked in the door, looked at me and said,

'What's for dinner, Batman?'




What do you think??

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