HONEYMOON

There once was a mother who had 3 daughters who were all getting married. The mother did not want to barge in on there sex life but the mother asked for the girls to write her a letter telling how the honey moon went.

One week later, the first letter came from Hawaii. All the letter said was "Maxwell House," the mother did not know what this meant so she looked at the Maxwell Coffee House coffee container and read "Good to the last drop". The mother blushed.

A week after that the mother got a letter from China saying "Marlboro." The mother had no hesitation. She looked at her smokes and it read "Extra long. King Size." The mother blushed once again, but this time her cheeks were a little more
darker.

But the 3rd letter did not come until a month later. It only said, "Northwest Airways." So the mother got out her travel guide and finally got to Northwest Airways and read, "3 times a day, 7 days a week, Both ways." The mother fainted.