WHAT IS LIFE ABOUT?

沒錢的時候，養豬；

有錢的時候，養狗。

When without money, keep pigs;

When have money, keep dogs.

沒錢的時候，在家裡吃野菜；

有錢的時候，在酒店吃野菜。

When without money, eat wild vege at home ;

When have money, eat same wild vege in fine restaurant.

沒錢的時候，在馬路上騎自行車；

有錢的時候，在客廳裡騎自行車。

When without money, ride bicycle;

When have money, ride exercise machine.

沒錢的時候,想結婚；

有錢的時候,想離婚。

When without money, wish to get married;

When have money, wish to get divorced.

沒錢的時候,老婆兼秘書；

有錢的時候,秘書兼老婆。

When without money, wife becomes secretary;

When have money, secretary becomes wife.

沒錢的時候,假裝有錢；

有錢的時候,假裝沒錢。

When without money, act like rich man;

When with money, act like poor man.

人 啊，都不講實話：

Man, O Man, never tells the truth:

說股票是毒品，都在玩；

說金錢是罪惡，都在撈；

Says sharemarket is bad but keeps speculating;

Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.

說美女是禍水，都想要；

說高處不勝寒，都在爬；

Says women are trouble-makers but keeps desiring them;

Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.

說煙酒傷身體，就不戒；

說天堂最美好，都不去!!!

Says smoking & drinking is bad but keeps partaking;

Says heaven is good but refused to go.

過去把第一次留給丈夫；

現在把第一胎留給丈夫。

In the past, woman gives man their virginity;

Now, woman gives man their newborn baby

鄉下早晨雞叫人，

城裡晚上人叫雞；

In the rural area, chicken calls man awake;

In the cities, man calls for chickens.

舊社會戲子賣藝不賣身，

新社會演員賣身不賣藝。

In the past, famous actresses will not sell their bodies;

Now, actresses will sell their bodies to become famous

  

人生是什麼?

What is life about?